JOKES: LIttle Johnny and his potty mouth..LOL?

Question:

ENGLISH CLASS:


Little JOHNNY goes to school, and the teacher says, «Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?»





JOHNNY says «Mas-tur-bate.»





Miss Rogers smiles and says, «Wow, little JOHNNY, that’s a mouthful.»





Little JOHNNY says, «No, Miss Rogers, you’re thinking of a *******.»


GRAMMER:


Little JOHNNY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, «Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!»





The teacher replied, ‘Now, JOHNNY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is ‘urinate.’


Please use the word ‘ur-I-nate’ in a sentence correctly, and I will allow You to go.»





Little JOHNNY, thinks for a bit, and then says, «You’re an eight, but if you had bigger ****, you’d be a TEN!»








One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word «beautiful» in the same sentence twice.





First, she called! On little Suzie, who responded with, «My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.»





«Very good, Suzie,» replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.





«My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully.»





She said, «Excellent, Michael!» Then the teacher reluctantly called on little JOHNNY.





«Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was Pregnant, and he said ‘Beautiful, just fu*king beautiful!'»





LMAO


Answer:

YES!!! Oh, my gosh that is really one of the most funny jokes that I have ever heard!!!! O my gosh!

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